Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi of Mayalsia addressed the recent smoke and haze problem in his country by directing the population to pray for rain to clear the sky. Channel News Asia reports him as saying:
“I have asked the mosques to conduct prayers for rain to disperse the haze. I hope the people of other faiths will hold such prayers as well. When such things happen, this is my approach, we have to pray to god for help,” he said.
Let me get this straight; fires and hurricanes are called Acts of God because god controls everything, right? So how can anyone have such hubris to think they can hold a referendum and get god to change his mind? Come on people, if god is all-powerful then he knows what he is doing, so be quiet and let him do his job. If god made a big fire, he must have had good reason for doing so.
And what’s this about the Prime Minister asking people of other faiths to pray for rain as well? Wouldn’t the infidel’s prayers just cancel out those of the true believers, making the entire effort much like voting for Ralph Nader?
Back in 1997, when fires then brought smoke to the area, Malaysia sent fire fighters to put them out. Prayer is apparently a more cost-effective approach. No word yet on what punishment will be meted out in case the population fails to pray hard enough and the smoke remains a problem.
But then again, we live in 21st century America, and not some superstitious land where the leaders attribute anything they can’t control or understand to the work of magical sky wizards. Oh, wait…
Well, I guess if schools are going to put forth alternate views on the origin of life, they should include them all, including the one that I feel most likely to be true. May you forever be touched by His Noodly Appendage.