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Jesus Christ! This “Casual Good Friday” business has gotten out of hand.

Up the street from me today, some church was celebrating one Pagan ritual or another by having a live person on a cross adorning their front lawn.  Apparently, period-specific wardrobe was not specified for this charming tribute to capital punishment, and their Jesus stand-in (hang-in?) was clad in a Polo shirt and kakhis. I will at least give them some points for the sandals.

Can’t they just hide eggs like everyone else?